I’m not your typical money coach. Nope. I’m a neuro-spicy (look it up), GenX woman who is exasperated with how traditional money practices curtail creative EQ-Money solutions. Especially money solutions for individuals, potentially like yourself, who are suffering from personal finance issues that are sitting in the very obvious space of their financial blindspots:

This is what you call wrestling with your Money Blocks
without having a snowflake’s chance in hell of figuring it out
with watered-down spiritual abundance generalisms
and tight-lipped traditional bookkeeping that 
we all pass off as acceptable “money practices.”

Now, I agree that having foundational aspects of bookkeeping (and investment money management practices) and foundational aspects of spiritual manifesting is important for your personal finance. But this is NOT the full picture of your empowered money tools that can give you the full-picture solutions you’re ultimately looking for!

Keep going.

What are you looking for? Well, if you’ve successfully or unsuccessfully hacked-it-out with your bookkeeping and you still feel like something is missing. AND/OR you’ve pretzeled yourself with manifestation/abundance/Law of Attraction practices. AND/OR these still aren’t getting you where you need to be. And you’re in that combo place of fear-frustration-pain-isolation-overwhelm-disempowerment. Then the missing piece you need is your embodied financial feminine . . . Flowers! Color!

What? I bet you’re wondering
how in the hell are rainbow flowers
going to help you with your money?
Great question.

Here’s the deal. Centuries ago, the guys (the freaking Toxic Financial Patriarchy) got together and decided that money was only about logic, structure and rationale. And since they had all the privilege and power, they gave this non-verbal cue: Emotion with money is simply not okay! And they didn’t let any feminine principles like vulnerability or emotional intelligence or intuition or (God help us) embodiment near money because that would have been, like, crazy. Right?! 

Wrong. 

By amputating the practices of this feminine intelligence out of our cultural bookkeeping and money management, they cut off the EQ-Financial oxygen supply to roughly sixty to seventy percent of us who need soft-sided money skills to successfully interact with money! This is one of the huge cultural financial omissions causing many of us to financially limp around every single day! So, enter financial suffering when you systemically stuff, ignore and avoid your embodied EQ-Money when you’re working with your numbers because you didn’t know that option was there for you in the first place! (Can you tell I’m pissed. Yes, I am! Because this is un-needed suffering!)

. . . Aaaand, this is where the colorful financial flowers go to die.

The truth is that your money relationship does not entirely live in the financial calculations of your brain. In fact, the home of your experiential relationship with money lives in the second chakra (energy center) sitting right beneath your navel, buried deep in your body!

This is home base for money energy! Where it lives in the rich watery vibrations of partnership, agreement and exchange, right along with the releasing and receiving energies of the masculine and feminine. This is the place where these integrations create love, sex, pro-creation and co-creation. That’s right. Bees doing their pollination dances among great big colorful and beautiful phallus and chalice flowers, making sex and proliferating seeds!

This, my dear, is the home of money.
Where your full financial embodiment vibrates
through your entire body of your
rainbow colored chakras!

Pretty cool, eh? You won’t hear about that in a bank. Or a financial planner’s office. Or while an accountant hovers over your numbers.

That said, I want to be very clear that whenever you see flowers and rainbow colors here at The Magic of Somatic Money, you’ll know it’s a deeply symbolic nod, anchored in powerful truth, reminding us that our money is not only about mentally balancing financial numbers, it’s also about tracking our emotionally intelligent embodied financial experiences, which vibrate and move through our accounting — affecting our numbers.

It’s from this place, of your consciously embodied EQ-Money experiences, that I can unequivocally tell you that financial healing happens. This is the place where I see my clients transform their financial fear/overwhelm/pain/frustration/isolation from fractured money, into healed, supported, whole and resilient money. The former creates painful money messes. The latter creates financial sense, financial wholeness and self defined success. All from becoming deeply present with conscious EQ-Money experiences.

It truly is the paradigm of
inner financial work creating
outer financial solutions:
debt dissolution, increased income,
glass ceiling breakthroughs
and healed money messes.

How do I know all this? From a wild and winding road that brought me through tragedy into a Spiritual Financial Intervention with Spirit World showing me truths about embodied money that I eventually unfolded, out of necessity, intoThe Magic of Somatic Money. In other words, everything I coach here is tried and true through real-life situations.

If you want to give it a go, you’ll want to begin with the first step of this foundational Somatic Money awareness work I’ve crafted for you below!

Remember, inner-financial resiliency equals outer financial stability.